{"id":22363,"date":"2021-10-11T15:15:41","date_gmt":"2021-10-11T14:15:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.quku.org\/?p=22363"},"modified":"2021-10-11T15:15:41","modified_gmt":"2021-10-11T14:15:41","slug":"recycling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.quku.org\/recycling\/","title":{"rendered":"Recycling"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"post\">\n<h2 class=\"title_op\">Recycling<\/h2>\n<p><!-- Erki -->\t<\/p>\n<div id=\"er-3\">\n<span class=\"er-022\"><\/p>\n<p><script async=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script><br \/>\n<!-- Quku opowiadanie Elastyczna --><br \/>\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display: block; height: 90px;\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-7478141859859420\" data-ad-slot=\"2531110463\" data-ad-format=\"auto\" data-adsbygoogle-status=\"done\"><ins id=\"aswift_0_expand\" style=\"display:inline-table;border:none;height:90px;margin:0;padding:0;position:relative;visibility:visible;width:780px;background-color:transparent\"><ins id=\"aswift_0_anchor\" style=\"display:block;border:none;height:90px;margin:0;padding:0;position:relative;visibility:visible;width:780px;background-color:transparent\"><iframe width=\"780\" height=\"90\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" vspace=\"0\" hspace=\"0\" allowtransparency=\"true\" scrolling=\"no\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" onload=\"var i=this.id,s=window.google_iframe_oncopy,H=s&amp;&amp;s.handlers,h=H&amp;&amp;H[i],w=this.contentWindow,d;try{d=w.document}catch(e){}if(h&amp;&amp;d&amp;&amp;(!d.body||!d.body.firstChild)){if(h.call){setTimeout(h,0)}else if(h.match){try{h=s.upd(h,i)}catch(e){}w.location.replace(h)}}\" id=\"aswift_0\" name=\"aswift_0\" style=\"left:0;position:absolute;top:0;width:780px;height:90px;\" __idm_frm__=\"3415\"><\/iframe><\/ins><\/ins><\/ins><br \/>\n<script>\n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p><\/span>\n<\/div>\n<p><!-- \/\/ Erki --><\/p>\n<div class=\"entry\">\n<p>\tTornistry moich dzieci wa\u017c\u0105 tyle jakby by\u0142y zrobione z betonu. Ilo\u015b\u0107 ksi\u0105\u017cek, zeszyt\u00f3w \u0107wicze\u0144 i dziwnego badziewia jest kosmiczna. Przypomnia\u0142o mi to m\u00f3j tornister. Ksi\u0105\u017cki kupowa\u0142em u\u017cywane. Najbardziej lubia\u0142em te po \u015b.p. Ja\u015bku Trzasce. Jasiek by\u0142 fajnym ch\u0142opakiem, tyle \u017ce urodzi\u0142 si\u0119 w rodzinie meneli. Ksi\u0105\u017cki po nim by\u0142y mo\u017ce i nie do ko\u0144ca czytane ale zawsze by\u0142o w nich pe\u0142no ekspresji. Jasiek z pasj\u0105 dorysowywa\u0142 wszystkim chuje, niewa\u017cne kobieta, m\u0119\u017cczyzna, ko\u0144. Pami\u0119tam ksi\u0105\u017ck\u0119 do historii. Szar\u017ca szwole\u017cer\u00f3w na koniach potykaj\u0105cych si\u0119 niemal o swoje gigantyczne penisy, na nich szwole\u017cerowie, pi\u0119kni z fantazyjnie zarzuconymi na udo maczugami. Ko\u015bciuszko na rynku krakowskim \u015blubuje. W tle kosynierzy (peniserzy?) z zadartymi na szpic penisami zamiast kos. I ta m\u0119ka artysty. Rysunek przedstawiajacy popiersie J\u00f3zefa Bema. Strona a\u017c pulsowala pocz\u0105tkow\u0105 bezsilno\u015bci\u0105 Janka. I rozwi\u0105zanie: nonszalancki penis wyrastaj\u0105cy prosto z czo\u0142a bohatera Polski i W\u0119gier. Proste rozwi\u0105zanie z\u0142o\u017conego problemu. Haiku kreski. Jak tam Jasiek gdzie\u015b sobie lewitujesz to pozdrawiam.<\/p>\n<div class=\"clear\"><\/div>\n<p><!-- Erki -->\t<\/p>\n<div id=\"er-3\">\n<span class=\"er-022\"><\/p>\n<p><script async=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script><br \/>\n<!-- Quku opowiadanie elastyczna 2 --><br \/>\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display: block; height: 90px;\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-7478141859859420\" data-ad-slot=\"1215827667\" data-ad-format=\"auto\" data-adsbygoogle-status=\"done\"><ins id=\"aswift_1_expand\" style=\"display:inline-table;border:none;height:90px;margin:0;padding:0;position:relative;visibility:visible;width:768px;background-color:transparent\"><ins id=\"aswift_1_anchor\" style=\"display:block;border:none;height:90px;margin:0;padding:0;position:relative;visibility:visible;width:768px;background-color:transparent\"><iframe width=\"768\" height=\"90\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" vspace=\"0\" hspace=\"0\" allowtransparency=\"true\" scrolling=\"no\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" onload=\"var i=this.id,s=window.google_iframe_oncopy,H=s&amp;&amp;s.handlers,h=H&amp;&amp;H[i],w=this.contentWindow,d;try{d=w.document}catch(e){}if(h&amp;&amp;d&amp;&amp;(!d.body||!d.body.firstChild)){if(h.call){setTimeout(h,0)}else if(h.match){try{h=s.upd(h,i)}catch(e){}w.location.replace(h)}}\" id=\"aswift_1\" name=\"aswift_1\" style=\"left:0;position:absolute;top:0;width:768px;height:90px;\" __idm_frm__=\"3417\"><\/iframe><\/ins><\/ins><\/ins><br \/>\n<script>\n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p><\/span>\n<\/div>\n<p><!-- \/\/ Erki --><\/p>\n<p><!-- Tagi --><\/p>\n<div class=\"tagi\">\nDoda\u0142\/a: <strong>pies co paczy<\/strong> w dniu 27-12-2016 &#8211; czytano 514 razy.<br \/>\n<\/p>\n<p>    S\u0142owa kluczowe:<br \/>\n        <a href=\"\/kr\u00f3tkie opowiadanie\/\" title=\"kr\u00f3tkie opowiadanie\">kr\u00f3tkie opowiadanie<\/a><br \/>\n        <a href=\"\/pies co paczy\/\" title=\"pies co paczy\">pies co paczy<\/a> <\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><!-- Kategoria --><br \/>\n<!--\n    Kategoria:   \n    --><br \/>\n    <!-- \/\/ kategoria --><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><!-- \/\/ Tagi --><\/p>\n<p><!-- Lubie to --><\/p>\n<div class=\"lubie_to\">\n<div id=\"box_icon_strona\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"dod_kom\">\n    <a href=\"\/#komentarze\">Dodaj komentarz \u2192 <\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"fb_read\">\n    <fb:like href=\"\/http:\/\/www.quku.org\/recycling,105759.html\" send=\"true\" layout=\"button_count\" width=\"450\" show_faces=\"true\"><\/fb:like>\n    <\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"clear\"><\/div><\/div>\n<p><!-- \/\/ Lubie to --><\/p>\n<p><!-- Box Inne --><br \/>\n<!-- \n    \n\n<div class=\"box_inne\">\n    \n    \n\n<div class=\"box_inne_many\">\n    <span class=\"box_inne_w_kategorii_tyt\"><\/span>\n    \n\n<ul>\n    \n\n<li>\n\t<\/li>\n\n\n    <\/ul>\n\n\n    <\/div>\n\n\n    \n    \n\n<div class=\"box_inne_w_kategorii\">\n    <span class=\"box_inne_w_kategorii_tyt\">Zobacz inne<\/span>\n    \n\n<ul>\n            <\/ul>\n\n\n    <\/div>\n\n\n    \n    \n\n<div class=\"clear\"><\/div>\n\n\n    <\/div>\n\n\n--><br \/>\n<!-- \/\/ Box Inne -->\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><!-- end .post --><\/p>\n<p>\t<!-- Nawigacja --><\/p>\n<div id=\"sort\">\n<div class=\"pop\"><a href=\"\/der_tiger_von_malaysia,105757.html\"> \u00ab Der Tiger von Malaysia <\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"gora\">\n\t<!--<a href=\"\/#\" title=\"Powr&oacute;t do g&oacute;ry strony\"> Do g&oacute;ry strony &uarr; 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Ilo\u015b\u0107 ksi\u0105\u017cek, zeszyt\u00f3w \u0107wicze\u0144 i dziwnego badziewia jest kosmiczna. Przypomnia\u0142o mi to m\u00f3j tornister. Ksi\u0105\u017cki kupowa\u0142em u\u017cywane. Najbardziej lubia\u0142em te po \u015b.p. Ja\u015bku Trzasce. Jasiek by\u0142 fajnym ch\u0142opakiem, tyle \u017ce urodzi\u0142 si\u0119 w rodzinie meneli. Ksi\u0105\u017cki po nim by\u0142y mo\u017ce i nie do ko\u0144ca [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quku.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22363"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quku.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quku.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quku.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quku.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22363"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.quku.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22363\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quku.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22363"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quku.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22363"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quku.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22363"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}